Laments of a Lysdexic

justcallmecrowley: everyonelikedbubbahotep: nostopdasgay: rach...

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:56:04 -0600

everyonelikedbubbahotep:

nostopdasgay:

rachelannmillar:

One of the best fanarts I’ve ever seen in my whole life. Remember when Velma and Johnny kinda hooked up in the old Cartoon Network commercials? Well. This.

they are perfect

Johnny and Velma by *doubleleaf

I ship it so hard

Photo

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 08:11:56 -0600

Still a better love story then twilight. (warning vary graphic)

Thu, 21 Mar 2013 22:38:21 -0600

Still a better love story then twilight. (warning vary graphic)

ataraxic-apnea: caffeinatedfeminist: silencingthedrums: ggalli...

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 22:38:07 -0600

ataraxic-apnea:

caffeinatedfeminist:

silencingthedrums:

ggallifreyann:

doctorfeelbad:

couragemadnessfriendshiplove:

world-shaker:

Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe?

Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity.

Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens.

Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL

OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY

DICKENS SAID POE WAS A TORTURED SOUL AND I SAID DICKENS WAS RIGHT THEN DICKINSON CHANGED IT TO DICKINSON AND THEY JUST KEPT GOING BACK AND FORTH

THIS IS GREAT

I’m copypasting my porn into this and it’s FUCKING HILARIOUS

THIS IS SO MUCH FUN

EDIT:

THEY ALTER THEIR OWN QUOTES OMG

COPY LYRICS!!!!!!!

ataraxic-apnea: fuckyeahretailrobin: forlackofabettercomic: Re...

Wed, 06 Mar 2013 08:01:47 -0700

ataraxic-apnea:

fuckyeahretailrobin:

forlackofabettercomic:

Remember kids, you should always be the hero character in the video game that is your life!

And probably not the shopkeeper NPC, like me.

I’d read a story about a shopkeeper if it was told well is all I’m saying.

-M

I WAS IN THIS EXACT SITUATION AND THOUGHT THIS OMFG I HATE RETAIL

… This post depresses me.

sarahthrash: professor-sweetpea: jumblejo: oldfilmsflicker: ...

Sun, 24 Feb 2013 22:38:21 -0700

sarahthrash:

professor-sweetpea:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

better

BAHAHAHAHAHA dying. best shit on tumblr ever.

I HAD A RACOON IT HAD 4 babbies MY GOD IT WAS MADNESS. try waking up the the sound of cerping and scratching at you wall i was afraid some one was gonna find me with a hole in my chest like alien… but i wierd like that.

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Sun, 24 Feb 2013 22:31:03 -0700

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unreliablyfragile: Tumblr on @weheartit.com -...

Sun, 24 Feb 2013 22:29:17 -0700

unreliablyfragile:

Tumblr on @weheartit.com - http://whrt.it/ZCWKwM

splashofhope: REBLOG AND THEN GO ON YOUR BLOG AND...

Sun, 24 Feb 2013 17:51:57 -0700

splashofhope:

REBLOG AND THEN

GO

ON

YOUR

BLOG

AND CLICK ON THE PICTURE. USE YOUR WEBCAM OR NOT.

This is the most wondrous thing. I have turned off all of my lights and I’m sat under my duvet like a secret pioneer into this fantastic little world that I can’t stop watching.

Genuinely one of the coolest things I’ve come across on here.

Ok this is amazing

I spent like 20 minutes just watching it.

omg i dont reblog stuff but fhdbsjfhdbshjfs this needs to be on my tumblr omg //stares

WOAHHH K TURNED THE LIGHTS OUT. TOOK ME A WHILE BUT WHAOOAOOOAHHH

hotapplestrider: charliexxx: patriarchal—paradigm: msgryz: ...

Fri, 22 Feb 2013 08:31:33 -0700

hotapplestrider:

charliexxx:

patriarchal—paradigm:

msgryz:

superwholockedginger:

snail-monger:

I went to public school.

i lost it after attempt 510.

Literally me whenever I play any game.

I don’t care how many times I’ve watched this or reblogged this, every time it appears on my dash, it will appear here. Just… fucking christ.

i feel his pain oh my god

I am crying actual tea

vaspim2k13: andrewestes0: I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at...

Tue, 19 Feb 2013 10:53:36 -0700

vaspim2k13:

andrewestes0:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at restaurants.

This is the most relatable post I’ve ever seen in my life

I have stretch marks.

Sat, 02 Feb 2013 20:43:37 -0700

smallerbenz:

Reblog if you do too. Just to prove that it is more normal than what people actually think.

zenodotus5: nothisdate: SO APPARENTLY THESE WERE DONE BY...

Wed, 30 Jan 2013 20:23:55 -0700

zenodotus5:

nothisdate:

SO APPARENTLY THESE WERE DONE BY STUDENTS FROM A TAIWANESE HIGH SCHOOL (士商)

That top one is the human transmutation circle from Fullmetal Alchemist. WHAT ARE THESE KIDS DOING DURING RECESS!!!???

^ trying to make friends

thepoliticalfreakshow: radiofortheblind: Romney supporters...

Sat, 05 Jan 2013 20:31:17 -0700

thepoliticalfreakshow:

radiofortheblind:

Romney supporters speak up at Ohio rally [video]

And yet people wonder why I have never supported Mitt Romney in anything he’s done related to politics.

Romney supporters will only vote for him because he claims to be a Republican. Even if Romney is possibly a direct representative of Satan incarnate.

Romney could even be the Antichrist spoken about in Revelation and Republicans would still blindly vote for him and even get his mark. Or at least have his logo tattooed on their face.

There are so many things patently wrong with the peoples’ logic (or the lack thereof) in this gifset. Let me make a list of them:

Romney is not a Christian. He is a Mormon. Mormons have several beliefs that are strikingly different from Christianity. I doubt that Christians believe that they are receiving a planet after they die, that God had a wife, that Jesus wasn’t born of a virgin birth, and that Jesus wasn’t resurrected. I count those previous statements as strikes against some of the key tenets of Christianity. By openly endorsing Mitt Romney as a Christian, you are essentially siding with a religion that is strikingly different than your own.

Romney did believe in abortion at one time, rather several times, in the past 20 years. As he has done on every single position on every single political issue, he has flip-flopped on the issues. Surely by this woman’s age that she appears, she might remember that Romney supported a woman’s right to choose to have an abortion when he was Governor of Massachusetts. Either Romney has completely divorced the Democrat part of himself with the current figuration of his sudden Republican attitude and ideas, or Romney’s faking it.

Romney has also supported homosexuality in the past. He often partnered with LGBT groups and even sponsored a gay pride event in Massachusetts. Then, he changed his mind to fit into the popular voting public’s consensus at the time to gain support and votes. Which in the current election means gaining the support of monsters that believe that rape can be stopped in the womb, that women deserve rape, that abortion should never happen under any circumstances, that someone would rather a woman die than let them have an abortion, that believe that people who are poor should have no way of getting help for their situations that usually have happened under no fault of their own, that completely want fellow Americans to suffer without basic human rights that heterosexual Americans have freely (and misuse I might add). How’s that being a Christian now?

There is a reason that people are struggling to explain Mitt Romney’s plan. The solution is this: THERE IS NO PLAN!!! The plan is simple. Romney only wants to kick President Obama out of the White House, and the rest of the Republicans agree with him.

Also, I wouldn’t be so sure that God wants Mitt Romney to win. Romney and his lot of Republicans senators and representatives have been acting un-Christian lately. God doesn’t like lukewarm Christians. You either are a Christian, or you’re not. Simple as that.

Finally, just because a person believes in God doesn’t mean that what follows that statement is going to have coherency and positive meaning. Some people (specifically in the Republican Party) have stated that they believe in God, then turn right around and say something that runs polarly counter to what Christian beliefs and teachings tell adherents.

That, in a nutshell, is why I will never vote for Mitt Romney, why I didn’t vote for Mitt Romney, and why I divorced myself from the Republican party completely. It is a completely foreign entity than the way I remembered it being just a couple of years back.

I’ve always thought Mitt thought the presidency was his retirement plan. 250 thousand a year of our taxes go to each living president presidents who serve two terms get 500 thousand. I hope Mitt never sees a dime of this. I hope people realize that voting isn’t a popularity contest this isn’t high school our president be voted in based on what he plans to do not if hes democrat or republican and especial not on his religious beliefs. Most of our best presidents were war veterans
who knew the value of the lives they were going to lead. I doubt the Clinton, Bush jr., Gore, Romney or Obama would ever take a bullet for our country.

epic!

Thu, 03 Jan 2013 09:57:15 -0700

epic!

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Sun, 25 Nov 2012 22:10:39 -0700

illseeyousoon-then:

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.

Ha

Sat, 10 Nov 2012 20:25:59 -0700

The fifth of november

Tue, 06 Nov 2012 01:16:22 -0700

Remember remember the fifth of November

Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder, treason
Should ever be forgot…

Sinatra vs mercury

Sun, 21 Oct 2012 19:07:02 -0600

Sinatra vs mercury

AT LAST SOME ONE TEACHES THEM A LESSON

Sun, 21 Oct 2012 19:04:00 -0600

AT LAST SOME ONE TEACHES THEM A LESSON