The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials
okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”
BAHAHAHAHAHA dying. best shit on tumblr ever.
I HAD A RACOON IT HAD 4 babbies MY GOD IT WAS MADNESS. try waking up the the sound of cerping and scratching at you wall i was afraid some one was gonna find me with a hole in my chest like alien… but i wierd like that.