Laments of a Lysdexic

ataraxic-apnea:

caffeinatedfeminist:

silencingthedrums:

ggallifreyann:

doctorfeelbad:

couragemadnessfriendshiplove:

world-shaker:

Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe? 
Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity. 
Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens. 

Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL

OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY

DICKENS SAID POE WAS A TORTURED SOUL AND I SAID DICKENS WAS RIGHT THEN DICKINSON CHANGED IT TO DICKINSON AND THEY JUST KEPT GOING BACK AND FORTH
THIS IS GREAT

I’m copypasting my porn into this and it’s FUCKING HILARIOUS 

THIS IS SO MUCH FUN

EDIT:
THEY ALTER THEIR OWN QUOTES OMG

COPY LYRICS!!!!!!!  View Larger

ataraxic-apnea:

caffeinatedfeminist:

silencingthedrums:

ggallifreyann:

doctorfeelbad:

couragemadnessfriendshiplove:

world-shaker:

Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe? 

Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity. 

Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens. 

Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL

OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY

DICKENS SAID POE WAS A TORTURED SOUL AND I SAID DICKENS WAS RIGHT THEN DICKINSON CHANGED IT TO DICKINSON AND THEY JUST KEPT GOING BACK AND FORTH

THIS IS GREAT

I’m copypasting my porn into this and it’s FUCKING HILARIOUS 

THIS IS SO MUCH FUN

EDIT:

THEY ALTER THEIR OWN QUOTES OMG

COPY LYRICS!!!!!!! 


sarahthrash:

professor-sweetpea:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:



The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials


okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”







better

BAHAHAHAHAHA dying. best shit on tumblr ever.

I HAD A RACOON IT HAD 4 babbies MY GOD IT WAS MADNESS. try waking up the the sound of cerping and scratching at you wall i was afraid some one was gonna find me with a hole in my chest like alien… but i wierd like that.sarahthrash:

professor-sweetpea:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:



The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials


okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”







better

BAHAHAHAHAHA dying. best shit on tumblr ever.

I HAD A RACOON IT HAD 4 babbies MY GOD IT WAS MADNESS. try waking up the the sound of cerping and scratching at you wall i was afraid some one was gonna find me with a hole in my chest like alien… but i wierd like that.sarahthrash:

professor-sweetpea:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:



The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials


okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”







better

BAHAHAHAHAHA dying. best shit on tumblr ever.

I HAD A RACOON IT HAD 4 babbies MY GOD IT WAS MADNESS. try waking up the the sound of cerping and scratching at you wall i was afraid some one was gonna find me with a hole in my chest like alien… but i wierd like that.sarahthrash:

professor-sweetpea:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:



The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials


okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”







better

BAHAHAHAHAHA dying. best shit on tumblr ever.

I HAD A RACOON IT HAD 4 babbies MY GOD IT WAS MADNESS. try waking up the the sound of cerping and scratching at you wall i was afraid some one was gonna find me with a hole in my chest like alien… but i wierd like that.sarahthrash:

professor-sweetpea:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:



The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials


okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”







better

BAHAHAHAHAHA dying. best shit on tumblr ever.

I HAD A RACOON IT HAD 4 babbies MY GOD IT WAS MADNESS. try waking up the the sound of cerping and scratching at you wall i was afraid some one was gonna find me with a hole in my chest like alien… but i wierd like that.sarahthrash:

professor-sweetpea:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:



The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials


okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”







better

BAHAHAHAHAHA dying. best shit on tumblr ever.

I HAD A RACOON IT HAD 4 babbies MY GOD IT WAS MADNESS. try waking up the the sound of cerping and scratching at you wall i was afraid some one was gonna find me with a hole in my chest like alien… but i wierd like that.

sarahthrash:

professor-sweetpea:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

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BAHAHAHAHAHA dying. best shit on tumblr ever.

I HAD A RACOON IT HAD 4 babbies MY GOD IT WAS MADNESS. try waking up the the sound of cerping and scratching at you wall i was afraid some one was gonna find me with a hole in my chest like alien… but i wierd like that.

(Source: agentspooky)


splashofhope:














REBLOG AND THEN
GO
ON
YOUR
BLOG
AND CLICK ON THE PICTURE. USE YOUR WEBCAM OR NOT.


This is the most wondrous thing. I have turned off all of my lights and I’m sat under my duvet like a secret pioneer into this fantastic little world that I can’t stop watching.


Genuinely one of the coolest things I’ve come across on here.


Ok this is amazing


I spent like 20 minutes just watching it.


omg i dont reblog stuff but fhdbsjfhdbshjfs this needs to be on my tumblr omg //stares


WOAHHH K TURNED THE LIGHTS OUT. TOOK ME A WHILE BUT WHAOOAOOOAHHH

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splashofhope:

REBLOG AND THEN

GO

ON

YOUR

BLOG

AND CLICK ON THE PICTURE. USE YOUR WEBCAM OR NOT.

This is the most wondrous thing. I have turned off all of my lights and I’m sat under my duvet like a secret pioneer into this fantastic little world that I can’t stop watching.

Genuinely one of the coolest things I’ve come across on here.

Ok this is amazing

I spent like 20 minutes just watching it.

omg i dont reblog stuff but fhdbsjfhdbshjfs this needs to be on my tumblr omg //stares

WOAHHH K TURNED THE LIGHTS OUT. TOOK ME A WHILE BUT WHAOOAOOOAHHH

(Source: xxill)


hotapplestrider:

charliexxx:

patriarchal—paradigm:

msgryz:

superwholockedginger:

snail-monger:

I went to public school.

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i lost it after attempt 510.

Literally me whenever I play any game.

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I don’t care how many times I’ve watched this or reblogged this, every time it appears on my dash, it will appear here. Just… fucking christ.

i feel his pain oh my god

I am crying actual tea

(Source: kidxforever)